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Old Aug 07, 2006, 07:58 PM // 19:58   #4621
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*Enters bar*
*glances who is left alive*
*sits in comfy couch*
*sips beer*
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 08:00 PM // 20:00   #4622
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*Walks into bar and wonders if anyone, A. remembers who i am, and B. knew that i was gone*
*Shoots gun at random person*
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 08:26 PM // 20:26   #4623
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*waves at Paul*
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 08:36 PM // 20:36   #4624
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*sips beer*
*waves at Paul*
*sips beer*
*sits in hot tub full of sexy women*
*invites Retribution to join*
*sips beer*
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 08:57 PM // 20:57   #4625
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*Sips beer*
*Shoots rat*
*Sips beer*
*Shoots rat*
Etc...
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 09:33 PM // 21:33   #4626
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*counts how many ammos are left in Paul's gun*
*sips beer*
*counts dead rats*
*sips beer*
*finds rat hiding in mug*
*shoots rat*
*continues to drink beer*
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 09:36 PM // 21:36   #4627
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"My gun never runs out"
*demonstrates this fact by shooting 327 rats without reloading*
*Sips beer*
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 10:30 PM // 22:30   #4628
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*asks the barkeep for a Shirley Temple for Paul*
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Old Aug 07, 2006, 10:43 PM // 22:43   #4629
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*walks in and wonders where my rats have gone*
"They were supposed to kill pwnd! o.o"
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 12:30 AM // 00:30   #4630
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*sips beer*
*welcomes Paul back*
*tosses Paul a beer*
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 01:47 AM // 01:47   #4631
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*walks in*
*pours beer into the hot tub*
*lays down and dies*
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 01:50 AM // 01:50   #4632
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*Dives into hot tub*
*Shoots a couple rats*
*Sips beer*
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 02:17 AM // 02:17   #4633
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*grabs beer*
*yells nobody move!!!!one11!*
opens shirt to show bombs.*
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 02:20 AM // 02:20   #4634
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"Uh oh, everyone look out"
*Sips beer*
*Shoots a rat, and moves as much as possible*
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 02:36 AM // 02:36   #4635
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*moves around for no reason*
*sips beer*
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 02:52 AM // 02:52   #4636
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*pushes button*
*laughs evil like*
*firecrackers go off*
*little signs that say boom pop out of bombs*
Merry Birthday!
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 02:53 AM // 02:53   #4637
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"I would have laughed first..."
*Sips beer, shoots rat*
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 03:09 AM // 03:09   #4638
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*pokes a dead body*
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 03:11 AM // 03:11   #4639
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i was the dead body that opeth poked and i come to life and break his finger
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Old Aug 08, 2006, 03:15 AM // 03:15   #4640
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*kicks MMSDome*
"YOU RESTORE MY FINGER TO ITS ORIGINAL STATE NOW"
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